I left the store with the book about 12:54 last night (this morning?). It was a mob scene. Barnes & Noble threw everyone out at 11:15, then let the first 3 groups of people in at 11:45 to start the line. (We were assigned groups based on when we picked up our "what I reserved ticket.")
I was up until a little after 2 reading, then started to fall asleep.
Once I get them shifted to the computer, I'll upload some pictures I took last night while waiting.
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Spoilers I Heard From The Internet
Dumbledore's a brutha, Fred and George are lovers, Granger goes around the bend
Voldemort's a hero, orgy in Book Zero, Marauderkin are more than friends
The minister's a kitten, with Neville he is smitten, magic can be blocked by cats
Snape wears sexy nylon, Hermione's a cylon!
Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?
Spoilering the story, Ginny is a Tory, Draco's made of chocolate chips
Hagrid is a dancer, magic gives you cancer, Ron is getting Botox for his lips
Rowling turned to evil, 'Hallows' stars a weevil, Dobby gets a rimmer from a hat
Trevor is the smartest, Luna has a TARDIS!
Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?
(Interlude)
Fact is there's nothin' out there you can't read
Yeah, even garbage from an internet feed
Beat up the hype, begin, believe, behold, it's crap!
Zabini gives a hummer to a muggle-screwing drummer?
Can you picture that?
All of us are starin', peering and comparin', wond'ring bout the latest book
Just log on to the guessin', the ignorant confessin', they never saw the latest hook!
Everyone's a zombie, wearin' Abercrombie, 'til flying hippos stomp them flat
According to the papers, the cast was based on Neighbours!
Can you picture that?
(Chorus)
Can you picture? (You gotta see it in the book!)
Can you picture? (Argus Filch as a gourmet cook!)
Can you picture? (The Trio in spandex and capes!)
Can you picture? Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?
One more speculation - a whole-cast termination!
Can you picture that?