I had a dream last night that I had just read the last chapter of the 7th Harry Potter book.

Harry's mother wakes him up. "Come on, you don't want to be late for the first day of your last year at [the school where Dudley goes]."

Harry rubs the sleep from his eyes. "I had one of those weird dreams again. The ones where you and dad are dead and I'm a wizard."

"Oh how silly! Everyone knows magic doesn't exist. Now get up and get dressed. Breakfast is almost ready."