April 2nd, 2008

Land Shark

Uh... Maybe Not...

Snagged from odilla

1. ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet, current car): Pookie Wrangler

2. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite Kind of shoe): Cookies-and-Cream Boots (Really, no!)

3. HIPPY NAME: (what you ate for breakfast, fav tree): Doughnut Dogwood. (Hey, it sounds better than "Sausage roll Dogwood," which I also had for breakfast.)

4. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born): Lee Parkersburg (Boring...)

5. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name): Saper (Suddenly I feel like I should be in the Army Corps of Engineers)

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Root Beer

7. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers/grandmothers): Robert Glenn

8. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): Old Spice Cadberry Cream Eggs

10. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 4th grade teacher’s last name, a city that starts with the same letter): Gettings Greensboro

11. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower): Spring Dogwood

12. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now) Kiwi Boxers
Land Shark

Not quite Mad Libs

Dear ftemery,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me ouside of Chicago and I saw you ignore Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbor Martin as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about a passionate interest in mice.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,

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